I Don't Give a Fuck Who the Fuck You Fuck

About Us

The Story

David & Fallon went to a fabulous champagne party. Their gracious host introduced them to lots of new friends, many of whom introduced themselves as queer, including their sexual preference along with the how’s and whys of this as part of the evening’s conversation.

David & Fallon had recently lost their niece Andrea. Andrea was queer, and for David & Fallon, her spirit seemed to be everywhere that night, present in all the beautiful, colorful, unique, strong amazing individuals they met, in every story they heard. As the night progressed, and the champagne flowed, more and more people told David & Fallon their own stories, to honor and connect with their grief over Andrea. At one point as another person was explaining who they loved, and how, and why, Fallon said, in the nicest way possible, "Oh honey, I don't give a fuck who the fuck you fuck.” The room stopped. And we all laughed. And hugged. And someone said, “I want that T-shirt”. David came up with the design, and a few tweaks later, here we are.

And though that phrase was first uttered on that night by Fallon, the truth of it has always been a part of who we are. And it is for everyone, anywhere, who has ever loved someone that someone else told them they should not. It is for the young girl in Ohio who cannot bring her boyfriend home to meet her dad because his skin is not the right color. It is for the older woman who cannot introduce her young lover from another country to her friends. Or for the country club boy who loves a girl “from the other side of the tracks”. And for all the Andreas of the world.

Love Your T-Shirt

T-Shirts. So many choices. With tags. Tag-less. Long. Short. Soft. Rough. Fitted. Loose. Women's fit, with curves and scoops in all the right places. Men's fit - whatever that means. Unisex fit for whatever that means too. We tried on a lot of T-Shirts to find the ones that are just right for us. Hopefully they are just right for you too.

Small Batch

All designs are a collaboration between David & Fallon. A little of this, and a little of that. Our T-shirts are printed locally (like a mile from our house) by a kick-ass cool small print shop. In small batches. As a super small business we strive to support and work with other small business. Limited quantity's. Keep buying & we will keep printing more.

Stickers, Magnets, Coasters

Who doesn't love stickers? And surely your fridge could use a new magnet. Most importantly, your cocktail will look oh so fabulous whilst sitting upon one of these coasters. The stickers are super durable vinyl and washable; coffee mugs, car bumpers, computers, oh my.